Sunday, January 13, 2013

Tetris Queen and Eating Raw Macaroni

When I had last left you I was leaving Alyeska Resort and headed to the house to go shopping.  Well I'm sad to say that I don't have as many pictures as I would like, mostly because this was so incredibly stressful, and I just kept forgetting.

I had to buy all the groceries and supplies I would need for the 13 weeks I'll be in Alaska.

Step 1: Buy Rubbermaid totes that all things will be packed in, which will then be shipped to the village.


Step 2: Go to Costco and get a ton of things (e.g. 45 boxes of mac and cheese, 48 packages of Ramen, 5 pounds of Minute rice, one pound of pasta, 3 jars of sauce, 90 mini-boxes of cereal, 6 loaves of bread, 12 boxes of box milk, a pretty hefty serving of ground beef and chicken breasts, Four packages of Kraft Singles, 3 pounds of cream cheese, 48 cans of soup ect...)

Step 3: Go to Fred Myer (like fancy Wal-Mart) and get everything that you're not buying in bulk
I don't have a picture of all of that, but I have a receipt and here's a tally of what was bought at Freddies
  • 4 bags of bagels, 6 in a bag
  • 2 boxes of granola bars
  • Jelly
  • Tupperware
  • 2 bags microwave popcorn
  • a pitcher
  • 409 cleaner
  • Febreeze spray
  • 10 yogurts
  • Toilet Paper
  • Paper Towels
  • Ziploc Bags
  • Tissues
  • Aluminum Foil
  • Milano cookies
  • Vegetable Oil
  • Lysol Cleaning Wipes
  • Hot chocolate mix
  • Reeses cups, Swedish Fish, M & M's, hershey's chocolate bars, Snickers
  • Paper Plates
  • Refillable Water Bottle
  • Shredded Cheese
  • Bath Towel (I couldn't remember packing one, and I didn't want to take chances)
  • Muffin Mix and Muffin tins
  • Goldfish crackers
  • Bailey's non-alcoholic coffee creamer
  • bag of Dorito's
  • Instant Mashed Potatoes
  • Coffee
  • Pretzel's
  • Beef Jerkey
  • Souvenir Alaska Coffee Mug
  • White Cheddar Cheez Its
  • Hand Soap (3)
  • Dawn Dish Soap
  • Sponges
  • Sugar
  • Snapple Iced tea
  • Starbucks Frappuccinos
  • A pillow

I realize that sounds like a lot, but I have to plan for anything I might be craving for the next 3 months.

Total Costs:
5 Totes: $10 ea. = $50
Costco               = $289. 32
Fred Myer         = $191. 80

                         = $531.12

I realize this seems like a lot, but imagine if you had to buy EVERYTHING you needed from the grocery store in 3 month chunks, I imagine it would equal at least $500.

Moving on to the next phase...

Step 4: Packing everything you just bought.  This was by far the worst step.  It might be the most stressful thing I have ever done in my life.  Here's how it breaks down.

I can take 3 bags on the plane, plus my backpack and personal item.  Everything here has to weigh less than 50 pounds.
Anything else I have to mail.  Each tote has to weigh less than 70 pounds.

Let me just give you a clue about everything that I had to mail.


Now, I have five totes.  One tote is designated for my frozen/refrigerated foods and that comes with me on the plane because I only had two suitcases.  That was hard because then that tote has to weigh less than 50 pounds and I have huge things of frozen veggies, fruits, chicken breasts, and ground beef.  Also in that tote, any foods that I have to have with me immediately.  Since I will be mailing the other totes, they get to my house when they get there and I really have no say about any of that.  So in my freeze tote, I had anything that needed to be frozen, and a couple packages of mac and cheese, some ramen, and some soup.  Basically, just essential things I can survive on until the other totes come.

Here's a look as I started to pack them
The reason there are so few cans in this one is that the big yellow thing is my laundry detergent, and I want to make sure the weight was spread evenly between the totes.

I was doing so good, until I hit a wall.  I just could not fit any more stuff in the totes, and I still had about 60 boxes of cereal and 20 boxes of mac and cheese and essentially all of my paper products, all my bread...it was just a nightmare.  I even did little tricks like taking the granola bars out of the boxes and just shoving them in the cracks.  I took maybe half the mac and cheese out of the boxes and put them in individual ziploc bags.  I even took my box of sugar and put that in a ziploc bag.

Thanks to the amazing teachers at the school district, they helped me re-arrange some things, and that helped.  I also ended up needing to send out a separate cardboard box, mostly full of paper products.  And the package of box milk just got sent as-is, it didn't go in a tote.

I also ending up stuffing my suitcases with toilet paper, I unrolled paper towels and flattened them out and stuffed them in all corners of my suitcase.  I took the little boxes of cereal out of the boxes and shoved them in every crevice of my suitcase (in my shoes...everywhere).  My bailey's coffee creamer ended up coming in my backpack with me.  And potentially the most hilarious part of this adventure.  Even after I had packed everything, I couldn't fit the 4 packages of Kraft singles and two bags of macaroni and cheese in anything.  So what ended up happening is that I stuffed it all in my coat pockets.  That's right, I was walking around with what was at least one pound of cheese in my pockets.  It was the only solution, trust me.  All this packaging and arranging is what made me call this post Tetris Queen.  This is what real-life tetris feels like.

Like I said, I ended up having to ship all via the USPS.  Here's the cost breakdown of each tote (and package).

27 lbs.- $14.84
57 lbs. - $20.81
64 lbs.- $21.70
57 lbs.- $20. 61
29 lbs.- $15.44
8 lbs.- $9.01

TOTAL = $102.41

This was Saturday.  Cut to today.

We show up at the 'airport.'  I use this term loosely.  A more appropriate description would be a waiting room that has planes in the back of it.  There's no security to go through, there's no food to buy, it's very low key.  

TAH-DAH!

It was a lovely building, but I don't know that I would use the word airport to describe it.  They had hides of coyote, bear, moose antlers, and wolverine.

So all the tutors and all the teachers that were helping us departed today.  The first group, the group going south, left at about 10. The next group, the group going north, left at about 11.  Where does this leave me you ask?  I was on a flight at 2 which had about 5 other people going to Kokhanok, so they put us all on one flight going together. So everyone had departed on their planes and I'm just hanging out at the 'airport.'  The woman working at the counter comes up to me at about noon and tells me that there will not be a flight to Kokhanok today.  It has been raining like crazy for the past two days and since the runway in Kokhanok is dirt, not gravel, it would be unsafe to fly the plane in today.  Cue me panicking just a little bit.  I call Mr. Rick Luthi who is in charge of HR and has been an incredible resource through this whole process.  He has me ask the woman a couple questions, none of which turned out any leads.  So what Rick decides to do is put me up in a hotel for the night and I'll catch a flight out tomorrow.  I was so glad he had a plan.  He was in the 'Valley' which is about 50 miles outside of Anchorage and he drove back to the 'airport' to get me and bring me to a hotel.  By the time he came and got me, it was about two.  I was so unbelievably hungry while I was waiting that I started eating the uncooked macaroni and cheese noodles that I had in my pocket.  Listen, I was desperate.

So right now I'm at the Holiday Inn Express in Anchorage and I'll take a shuttle tomorrow morning to the 'airport' to hopefully take my plane in Kokhanok.  If, for some reason that I pray doesn't happen, my flight is delayed or cancelled again tomorrow, I can come back to the hotel and wait again.  I'm told this is the reality of bush living, and since I have no control of this, I'm choosing not to stress.

Right now, I'm just trying to sit back and enjoy the adventure :)













Thursday, January 10, 2013

My limbs seem made of lead

This morning was comprised of meetings all about what to expect when we live in the village.  We even had a session about what to do if we see various animals in our travels (moose, wolf, bear, moose, caribou ect...)  For most of these things you are supposed to make noise, back away slowly, and in the worst case scenario,  you are supposed to try and fight off these animals.  That's right people, in the absolutely worst case, I am supposed to fight off the bear/moose/wolf/caribou with my bare hands.  Don't worry, I'm sure it will be fine.

After our meetings today, the girls and I went out for a walk around the lodge.

I even saw a moose.

See!  That was actually the start to the trail we walked, Moose Meadows.  The trail is so beautiful.  We cross country skied part of it yesterday.  Walking it was equally as beautiful.








Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Going Cross Country and What I ate for lunch

Today was spent mostly in meetings that helped fill us in on village life, the grant that brought all the tutors to Alaska, and some teaching techniques that will help us when we get to the village.  It was all very nice, but I have to tell you what I had for lunch today.

The soup was a seafood chowder, if you look closely behind the salad there's a piece of fried halibut, the thing with the green beans was salmon, potatoes and green beans in a lemon hollandaise sauce, cauliflower and carrots, reindeer sausage (YOU HEARD ME.  REINDEER. SAUSAGE) and the piece de resistance, elk sliders.  Personally, I liked the elk meat the best, it was very tender and delicious.


After lunch was more meetings, and then at night we had some free time.  Some of the other tutors and teachers and I decided to go cross country skiing during this free time.  In the past, I had been downhill skiing and that's like totally the same thing right?  

Incorrect.  I thought getting on ski's would be just like riding a bike.  It is not, mes amis.  First of all, cross country skis and downhill ski's are not the same thing (who knew?)  So I get on these things and I barely have control.  I thought I remembered how to stop on ski's and I did not remember.  There was a lot of falling.  (Quick funny story, I watched a lot of figure skating when I was little.  Whenever the skater would fall, we would call that 'butt skating' in our house.  I did a lot of 'butt skiing' today.)  I do not regret one second however, because the views were so phenomenal that I was able to get amazing pictures.




Tomorrow is full of more meetings, I might go cross country skiing again, I might try snowshoeing or I might just come back to the room and take a nap.  

Life is good right now.




Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Flying and Resort-ing

A lot has happened in the past several hours.

Let's have a timeline, shall we? (I'll keep it in EST)

January 8
3:00 AM- wake up in Tobyhanna, PA
3:30 AM- Give mommy a kiss and leave home
5:30 AM- Arrive at Newark, give daddy a kiss and he leaves
6ish- get through security and find coffee
6ish- found coffee and chocolate croissant
7-board plane
I was all the way in the back, which was fine since I was not conscious for most of the flight.  Although I was upset that I slept through a good deal of it because I missed in-flight snack #1!  (I was awake for in-flight snack #2 and in-flight drink break #1andonly)
1:30PM- Flight lands in Seattle
2:00PM- Sarah goes in search of food.  She gets Starbucks, because she's in Seattle and buys a $10 Wolfgang Puck Chicken Caesar Salad, which was ok.
3:00PM- Flight leaves to Anchorage 

6:30PM- Flight lands in Anchorage where we then drive to Alyeska Resort.  Here's some photos from the drive:
Pulling up to the resort:

The whole drive was really beautiful.  

After a quick dip in the hot tub followed by a shower, I decided to go exploring the hotel.  I found this stuffed polar bear scene
Giant moose head
and in the lobby if you look straight up, they have these lights that are supposed to 're-create' the aurora borealis

I love it here.  Tomorrow I have meetings, and some free time in the afternoon when I hope to ride the ski lift up to the top of the mountain and possibly have lunch up there.  I can't wait to explore this beautiful resort in the daytime!

Alaska Woman,
Signing off!







Sunday, January 6, 2013

Packing: An Epic Saga

Of course I waited until today to start packing.  I just got back from a weekend in Philadelphia, so I was really out of time and I had to start today.

Luckily I had gone through my clothes and figured out, pretty much, what I was bringing.  I shall now fill you in on how I plan to live for three months out of two suitcases :)

Here's what my pile of clothes looked like:

Inventory:
Shoes (5)-boots, Converse, Sketchers, sneakers and teacher shoes (I stuffed my socks in my shoes to save space in my suitcase, there are at least 3 pairs of socks in each shoe)

Scarves (4)-two for fashion, two for function

Ski goggles

Silk Underwear (3)

Pants (6)- Khaki, jeans, work pants, sweats, more work pants and more work pants

Sweaters (5), sweaters and more sweaters 

Bathing suit (1)- not really for Alaska, mostly for the resort we'll be staying at

Long-Sleeved Shirts (8), all of which can be dressed up for work or dressed down for casual time

Short-Sleeved Shirts (7)- all of which can also be dressed up or down and pair nicely with...

Cardigans (4, the white flower cardigan was in the wash at the time of publishing)- if you've ever met me you know that I love cardigans more than anything

Work-out clothes- I really love Yoga and Pilates so I want to have something I can work-out in

Turtlenecks (2)

A zip-up hoodie, and two pull-over fleeces

Medicine-

Bag of goodies- nail polish, nail polish remover, razor/blades (17), toothpaste, nail clippers

Cotton balls, and q-tips

SMASH scrapbooking stuff (This is not everything, the rest is being mailed)

personal care things- mouthwash, soap, shampoo, shave cream, and anti-persperant 




By this point I had run out of room in both suitcases and I was freaking out a little because I still had my underwear, bra's, personal beauty stuff, sheets, towel, and blankets to fit in my suitcases.  Then I remembered that I can take a personal item as well as a carry-on bag.  SO, I took my cold weather gear out of my suitcase and put it in my personal item.
So out of the suitcase came the snow pants, underarmour, cabela's fleece, gloves and scarf.

When all was said and done, my packed suitcases looked like this:


Some more things that got added:

Flannel Snowman PJ's (they had to come)

And the most important piece-
MOM QUILT!
My mom made this for me when I graduated high school.  It came with me to college every year, it came to Arizona with me, it goes with me to camp every summer, there was no way it was not coming to Alaska with me.  I think it will keep me extra warm because it's made out of mom-love :)

That's all for tonight.  The carry on edition of this post will come out tomorrow night and then I fly to Alaska on Tuesday morning!